AstroMilk Does the Celestial Body Good

Now beaming from our universe to wherever you roam, a new Pleasing Polish collection of unexpected neutrals and nostalgia-fueled apparel emblazoned with out-there images of our AstroMilk mascot, Marshal the Martian Milk Man.

  • The Abducted Cow Crewneck in Black and Neon Green
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    The Abducted Cow Crewneck in Black and Neon Green
    $125.00 Notify Me
  • The AstroMilk Bar Cap in Caramel Brown
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    The AstroMilk Bar Cap in Caramel Brown
    $45.00 Notify Me
  • The Take Me To Your Pleasing Denim Tote
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    The Take Me To Your Pleasing Denim Tote
    $45.00 Notify Me
  • The AstroMilk Bar Canvas Tote
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    The AstroMilk Bar Canvas Tote
    $30.00 Notify Me
  • The Carton of Cow Tee in Baby Blue
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    The Carton of Cow Tee in Baby Blue
    $70.00 Notify Me
  • The AstroMilk Cone Tee in Pink
    Coming Soon
    The AstroMilk Cone Tee in Pink
    $70.00 Notify Me
  • The Abducted Cow Tee in Black and Neon Green
    Coming Soon
    The Abducted Cow Tee in Black and Neon Green
    $70.00 Notify Me
  • The Take Me To Your Pleasing Crewneck in Pink
    Coming Soon
    The Take Me To Your Pleasing Crewneck in Pink
    $125.00 Notify Me
  • Cow Jumped Over the Moon Polish
    $18.00
  • Space Pink Polish
    Space Pink Polish
    $18.00
  • Not Sorbet Polish
    Not Sorbet Polish
    $18.00
  • Milk Man's Cheeks Polish
    $18.00
  • The AstroMilk Polish Set
    $65.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Zip-Up Hoodie
    The AstroMilk Man Zip-Up Hoodie
    The AstroMilk Man Zip-Up Hoodie
    $175.00
    The AstroMilk Man Zip-Up Hoodie
    $175.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Short
    The AstroMilk Man Short
    The AstroMilk Man Short
    $60.00
    The AstroMilk Man Short
    $60.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Tee
    The AstroMilk Man Tee
    The AstroMilk Man Tee
    $75.00
    The AstroMilk Man Tee
    $75.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Cap
    $45.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Sock in Red
    $22.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Sock in White
    $22.00
  • The AstroMilk Man Bandana
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    The AstroMilk Man Bandana
    $20.00 Notify Me